Adventures in Parking

img_1559_1  So. Here’s our garage door. Note the closed position.

Today at lunch, my parents were both out, so I opted to park my car in the garage, to help keep it cool–a rare privilege. Except, see, that’s exactly what got me into trouble. I don’t usually get to park in the garage. Usually, I walk through the garage, get into my car in the driveway, close the door with the electric opener in my car and go on my way. Which is pretty much exactly what I did today at lunch–got into my car, hit the button and started to leave.

But, of course, I was IN the garage, and so, as I was backing out, the door hit the car and then did exactly what it was supposed to do–bounced back. I stopped in the driveway and checked my car. Whew! Not a scratch. Exactly what it’s supposed to do. Great. So I hit the button to close the door.

Nothing happened.

Um. Push the button again. The door moves a couple inches, but . . . nothing. I get back out of the car and go to look. Uh-oh.

If a descending garage door hits the rear window of your car while you’re backing up, guess what happens? If it’s a stainless steel door . . . it bends. A nice, pretty arc, in fact. So arched, in fact, that it no longer fits past the straight-line of the garage door opening. Oh no, I’m going to be in trouble!

I tried pulling it, but I was too high for me to reach, too stiff for me to be able to force it to bend enough to close. Uh-oh. I went back into the house, washed the cobwebs off my fingers, left a note on the kitchen table, apologized to Chappy for all the noise, and then went back to the car. There was nothing I could do. I had to get back to the office, the door would just have to stay open.

But, as I started to pull out of the driveway . . . our neighbor across the street, a golfing buddy of my Dad’s, was doing yard work. Hmmmm . . . Um, Walter? I have a little problem . . . He came over, and was able to grab the edges of the door and bend them enough to get it past the edge, and then pressed agains the center enough to straighten out the bend . . . enough, anyway! The door opened. The door closed. It was like magic!

Profuse thanks, of course, and then I went back in the house again (“Gee, I’m sorry to do this again, Chappy, but pretend I’m not really here.”) Took OFF the note from the kitchen table. Washed my hands again, and headed off to work. Explained to my boss why I was half an hour late . . .

So the door’s not perfectly straight. So it’s got a tiny little dent at the bottom now, and it’s only a year old. These things happen, right? But, for sure, I need to bake Walter a cake this weekend–he deserves an extra thank you, and he has a sweet tooth. And since it’s thanks to him all I had to explain to the parents was a tiny dent, a little curve, and an embarrassing story instead of why I left the house “open” for hours and the door wouldn’t close . . . yeah, he deserves a cake.

What else happened today? I went to the dentist for my cleaning and my dentist made his list for all the things wrong that need to be taken care of as finances and insurance permits . . . I lost count at five crowns . . . Sigh. You know, all in all, I’m pretty happy with the genetic mix I was lucky enough to get, but the teeth really could be better. Of course, being a little less lazy about dental hygiene wouldn’t hurt (grin).

I also actually took Chappy for a walk today. His first one in a week! He’s feeling better–still not 100%, but definitely more like himself. I figured a nice walk on his leash would be a good thing, strengthen some of the muscles that have been lolling around since he, well, did whatever he did to himself. It was a little warm, but bearable, and well . . . he deserved it! And so did Mom and I, although all three of us are extra tired tonight. I mean, I had all this extra excitement today, Mom drove out to visit my sister today, and while fun, that always makes her tired. Although I cooked supper tonight. Dad ended up getting home a little later than planned. A friend of his left his car at our house and they rode together down to the Atlantic Highlands for golf . . . about 50 miles away. They got back to the house about 7:00 . . . and his friend realized he’d left his keys at the golf course. Oops! So Dad drove him to his house a few miles away to get his spare keys, and then they came back here.

Obviously, parking at our house has been an issue today.

Oh–and take a look at this Row-Bike . . . this has to be one of the oddest bicycles I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine riding down the street on this?


Booking Through Thursday

  1. What is most battered book in your collection? The one with loose pages, tattered corners, and page edges so soft that there’s not even a risk of paper cuts anymore?
  2. Why is this book so tattered? Is it that you love it so much that you’ve read it a zillion times? Is it a reference book you’ve used every day for the last seven years? Something your new puppy teethed on when you weren’t looking?

img_2985 My most worn books are the ones that I’ve had the longest and have read the most times. Like my 25-year old copy of Lord of the Rings. Or the Pride & Prejudice I bought in college. Or, really, my copy of A Little Princess that I’ve had since I was, what, ten?

Oh, there are some others that have wear and tear, but really, these are of the “worst” I’ve got.

img_2988 In fact, if you look really closely, you can see what good use I put my time to in the high school library–I took advantage of the book-mending equipment, and basically covered my book entirely in wide tape, rebuilding torn-away corners.

img_2992 However, none of my books in the last 10-15 years look like this. I think the fact that I don’t have to stuff them into bookbags and lug them around school or campus saves on the wear and tear. For example? My copy of Archangel. I’ve said many times that this is one of my absolute favorite books. In the nine years since I bought this copy, I’ve read it somewhere around 15 times, and you can see that it’s in great condition.

14 Responses to “Adventures in Parking”

  1. Ya gotta love modern technology: the fear of the garage door never opening, not opening correctly…….and ADORE a man who knows how to fix things……Walter has fans he does not know!….women all over America are wishing they were baking that cake!…..as for the books: many are in states of wear, but mostly the Jane Austen books….all of em….every few summers I reread all of ‘em……and did not realize it until a friend pointed it out!……gotta love observant friends…..as for the teeth: consider the dentist may, just may, be increasing his bottom line….just consider: it happens…….love to you & doggie kisses to Chappie…..signed: she who is melting in CA

  2. hahaha! Fellowshipx2! :D

    We should really have a fellowship of the knitters blogring, lol.

  3. Your neighbor definitely deserves a cake for fixing the garage door today. Wow! :-)

    That row bike thing is quite odd. No way you’re getting me on the thing in the shape I’m in. LOL

    Love seeing your old books, gf.

  4. What bugs me about that bike is… how do you get started and how do you steer it LOL. Oh and it looks too tiring to me… just give me a plain ole bike any day :)

    Cheers Eva

  5. Definitely one of the disadvantages of living with the parents, eh? You can still get in trouble for breaking something in the house! Glad it all worked out okay.

  6. We all have those Oops! moments–glad yours was mostly fixable. ;)
    And that rowbike is a cool concept, but…hmmm.

  7. Whee! I’m so glad that Chappy is almost back to 100%! That’s great news!

    Ah yes, well, you were lucky actually. My hubby decided to back into our garage door breaking it. (It was wood and was 27 years old.) Fortunately, our home owner’s insurance covered the whole thing with no issues other than the sheer embarassment. (I made him call the insurance company to explain the mishap.)

    I kind of like the row bike. I always loved using the rowing machines at the gym. But I firmly admit to being a little odd.

  8. Dont’ feel too bad, my dad on more then one occassion, and my mom at least once, got in the car, looked through the rear-view mirror and backed up. They hadn’t even opened the door. It doesn’t help when the rear-view mirror and your windows of the garage door line up perfectly and the glass is incredibly clean on both your car and your garage door. Fortunately no major damage was done.

  9. Yay, Walter!!! Definitely deserves a cake. I’m glad to hear that Chappy’s doing better!

  10. I think everyone has one incident with the garage in their life. My aunt took out the garage door in a situation similar to yours, I took of a passenger side mirror…

    I have seen those row bikes out around town. Not often, but every once in a while and you definitely do a double take!

  11. So glad the door was fixable, and congrats to Walter for saving the day! I’m glad to hear Chappy’s feeling up to a walk now.

    I’m afraid my most beloved books are in the attic right now, my children’s storybooks that have missing spine parts, and the scribblings of my sister (grrrr) all over them, so I won’t be able to post a picture. It’s about 90 thousand degrees up there at the moment! Thanks for sharing your favorites with us!

    P.S. Re: Alexandra Stoddard: I attended a book signing of hers once. She and her husband were very gracious and enjoyable to listen to, but this was before she got into that whole happiness philosophy thing, that strikes me as strange. I liked her best when she was a decorator, personally.

  12. When we were kids we had a row bike. We called it the “Irish Male” (don’t know why). It was low and had four wheels, we loved that thing, you could fly on it. I wonder if it’s up in the garage loft….

  13. I had a couple paperbacks that were my from my parents, ones from the 1960s at the latest. My most beat up was a copy of Pride and Prejudice. The entire front cover fell off, from age and many readings. I think the book might be long gone at this point, but that will always be the copy I think of.

  14. I recognize those book covers! And yay for friends/neighbors like Walter. I think the cake is a perfect thank you. Glad Chappy is better.